Did You Get a Whiff of That?

I’ve never had very good luck with wallets. Usually I opt for the cheap ones at Wal-Mart or Target in order to save a few dollars, but inevitably they end up ripping within a year or so. My latest saga happened while I was in Gatlinburg, TN last week when I discovered a huge rip right in the slot which holds my credit cards. Fearing that one of them would slip out, I determined to purchase a halfway decent wallet and before I knew it I found myself wandering through a little leather shop called The Cowboy Way. Yee-haw! Initially I thought I was on the original set of Hee-Haw! If you know me, I am the furthest thing from a cowboy. I don’t shoot guns, ride horses, wear boots, and I especially don’t listen to country music. Needless to say, I was extremely out of place in this store. At first I was walking around aimlessly through the aisles of flashy boots and leather goods while being serenaded by awful music, but I finally gave in and asked the cowgirl if they had any wallets. She walked me over to a display case where she showed me my options…blah…blah…blah. “Just give me one that will go the distance, ma’am.” I made my purchase and rode off into the sunset.

Although I like the wallet, it really has a strong scent of leather that permeates everything. I actually, kind of like it. In fact, the other day I was in line at my local grocery store and when I pulled out my brand-spankin’ new wallet the cashier thought the smell was coming from the National Geographic Magazine I was purchasing. She put her nose right up to the magazine and said, “This thing has a really strong smell.” She then began telling the man who was bagging my groceries to also smell the magazine. I kindly explained that the smell was not a Scratch-n-Sniff National Geographic, but rather my newly purchased wallet from Tennessee. I then put it right up to her nose so she could take a huge whiff. I wonder what the people in line behind me thought.

Several days have passed and the new smell is beginning to wear off little by little. Pretty soon, I’ll bet you won’t even be able to smell it at all. It’s a shame when something new loses its impact.

You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet. You are the light of the world. A city set on a hill cannot be hidden. Nor do people light a lamp and put it under a basket, but on a stand, and it gives light to all in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven – Matthew 5:13-16

Tom, you are hilarious. It’s a pretty good thing when your wife still finds you humorous! :) love you.
Leah (URL) - 07 01 09 - 07:52

  
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